November Keywords

Here are some of the keywords, including the ones that made me go ‘huh???’, that brought people to my site last month:

when will twilight be reviewed? Twilight the book has been reviewed innumerable times, including here by me.

bebook review I’m sorry, but I have no idea what this means.  You want to be a book?  Hopefully someone can enlighten me about this one…

englend book Uh…you’ll have to be a bit more specific.  And also learn to spell.  You want a book about England?  You can see some of the books I have read that take place in England here, but England is sort of a broad topic, you may need to narrow it down to find something helpful.

twilight book overrated A lot of people sure think so!

best book review blogs And you came here!  I’m flattered.

martha carrier related to john adams Martha Carrier was one of the women executed for witchcraft during the Salem Witch Trials and was the mother of the main character of The Heretic’s Daughter (in fact, she’s the heretic of the title).  I haven’t heard anything about her being related to John Adams, but that would certainly be interesting if she is.

“swiftly tilting planet” devourer Either this person was specifically looking for a review of “Swiftly Tilting Planet” from me (in which case they will be disappointed, I read it a very long time ago and have not reviewed it), or I’m not sure I want to know what the search was for.

“the boy in the striped pyjamas” book report May I just say, please do your own homework.  You’ll learn more that way.

8 facts about the scarlet pimpernel storyline Again, this is your homework, not mine.

a wrinkle in time diorama I’m getting a little sick of saying this…

amazon reading machine You are probably thinking of the Kindle.  I’m not quite sure how this search term got you here, but if you really want to buy a Kindle, here’s a link.

as parents we must ban lord of the flies As parents you are certainly welcome to decide whether or not your child should read Lord of the Flies, but I think that right stops at banning the book (or any other) for other people’s children.  If you simply want to know why Lord of the Flies has been banned in the past, see this post.

devour books banned blog Well, my blog is not banned, but I did a whole series on banned books during banned books week.

does google think i’m fat? I’m glad I’m not the only one who wonders this.

i am your savior america Riiiight

important scenes in dracula the book I am seriously amazed by the number of students who use the internet to fake their homework.  Hopefully they aren’t finding any answers here.

i want to read the book the river Fantastic!  I haven’t read it, but I’m sure you can find it at a bookstore or library.

is the presidents daughter missing I don’t know, I sort of think we would have heard about it if she was…  Perhaps you want to read First Daughter, though, that does happen in that book.
negative review potato peel society My review for The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Society was by no means negative, but I didn’t love it quite as much as everyone else seems to.  I think my expectations were just too high.
read me the twilight book No.  Once was enough for me.  Read it yourself or buy the audio book.
sound out the word devour De-vow-ur
the butter battle book allegory Yes!  It is allegory for the Cold War and the arms race.  You can’t beat Dr. Seuss that works on multiple levels.
was there a moon on october 6th 2008 Well I’m sure it didn’t disappear for the day.  There was definitely a moon.  Whether or not it was visible is another story.
where can i illegally download the book twilight today Wow, you don’t beat around the bush, do you?  If you don’t want to spend money on Twilight, might I suggest the library or borrowing the book from a friend?

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