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November Keywords
Here are some of the keywords, including the ones that made me go ‘huh???’, that brought people to my site last month:
when will twilight be reviewed? Twilight the book has been reviewed innumerable times, including here by me.
bebook review I’m sorry, but I have no idea what this means. You want to be a book? Hopefully someone can enlighten me about this one…
englend book Uh…you’ll have to be a bit more specific. And also learn to spell. You want a book about England? You can see some of the books I have read that take place in England here, but England is sort of a broad topic, you may need to narrow it down to find something helpful.
twilight book overrated A lot of people sure think so!
best book review blogs And you came here! I’m flattered.
martha carrier related to john adams Martha Carrier was one of the women executed for witchcraft during the Salem Witch Trials and was the mother of the main character of The Heretic’s Daughter (in fact, she’s the heretic of the title). I haven’t heard anything about her being related to John Adams, but that would certainly be interesting if she is.
“swiftly tilting planet” devourer Either this person was specifically looking for a review of “Swiftly Tilting Planet” from me (in which case they will be disappointed, I read it a very long time ago and have not reviewed it), or I’m not sure I want to know what the search was for.
“the boy in the striped pyjamas” book report May I just say, please do your own homework. You’ll learn more that way.
8 facts about the scarlet pimpernel storyline Again, this is your homework, not mine.
a wrinkle in time diorama I’m getting a little sick of saying this…
amazon reading machine You are probably thinking of the Kindle. I’m not quite sure how this search term got you here, but if you really want to buy a Kindle, here’s a link.
as parents we must ban lord of the flies As parents you are certainly welcome to decide whether or not your child should read Lord of the Flies, but I think that right stops at banning the book (or any other) for other people’s children. If you simply want to know why Lord of the Flies has been banned in the past, see this post.
devour books banned blog Well, my blog is not banned, but I did a whole series on banned books during banned books week.
does google think i’m fat? I’m glad I’m not the only one who wonders this.
i am your savior america Riiiight
important scenes in dracula the book I am seriously amazed by the number of students who use the internet to fake their homework. Hopefully they aren’t finding any answers here.
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I like to look at my search terms too, but I think yours beat mine all to pieces. Where can I illegally download something? That is too funny.
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This was fun! I’ll have to go have a look at mine – but I don’t think they will top any of these1
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This is hilarious! I don’t think mine are this funny.
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I’m sure you all have funny ones too, they’re probably just buried in the boring “book review of ________” and “_______ book review” keywords. I mean, I found 24 I thought might be funny out of 1,086 for the month so…
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Oh, this had me rolling in my seat! Thanks for the laugh.
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Very funny!
Yeah, I get hits that are definitely students looking for someone else to do their homework and ones where people want illegal downloads. Like “read [something] online free”– dude, its called a library.
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Yah, I get a lot more of the “read ______ online free” too, I just liked the one where the BLATENTLY asked for the illegal download. Come on, people.
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I’ve never checked my search terms. Perhaps it’s time I started!
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Haaaaaa. My personal favorite – “was there a moon on october 6th 2008″
I’m wondering how that directed them here.
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I need to do one of these posts soon! I also get tons of kids presumably looking for answers to their homework…a lot for The Handmaid’s Tale, The Things They Carried, and all things Toni Morrison. Sadly, I also get “Breaking Dawn cliff notes” at least 10 times per day. I mean, really….
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I have not done one of these posts for three months! I got so busy. I love them. I think I’ll need to do one for this week.
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Haha! I like how the last person wants to download twilight today, i wonder if there are sites that only offer it tomorrow?
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Your searches are so much more interesting than mine!
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I actually just started a new event called Saturday Search where we share what people searched for to get to our blog. I’m thinking of making it monthly though. More info here
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Oh, you got some good ones this month! Personally, I really enjoyed watching the “book report on _______” searches drop off in the summer months, and then pick right back up again in September.
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So funny! I went and checked mine out and none of them were that good, lol. Thanks for sharing!
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I love that last one!
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Yay, Jen, I thought you weren’t going to post these this month and I missed them!!! I always get a few good laughs from this. That last one is awesome.
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